Some are works of art, and some are mobile graffiti. Some are politically correct (sigh), and some would offend Heinrich Himmler. Some are pretty, and some are pretty disgusting. But they're everywhere. If you drive or ride, you can't avoid them. And some are downright funny. Here are the first in a (hopefully) growing list of favorites of this genre of automotive literaria. Where I can, I plan to add photos of the stickers. Enjoy!

Visualize Whirled Peas

Harness the power of STUPIDITY!

Stop the Violins

Vegetarianism: For your health, animals, and the environment

I eat tofu and I vote

Lobotomies for Republicans: It's the Law

Lobotomies for Democrats: It's Natural

Ted Kennedy's Car Has Killed More People Than My Gun

Take a Bite Out of Crime: Shoot the Bastards

Doctor Kevorkian for White House Physician

A feather is kinky; the whole chicken is perverted.

Don't tell my mother I work in the oilfield! She thinks I'm a piano player in a whorehouse.

Tool-using Ape On Board.

Onward through the fog!

Forget world peace; learn to drive!

Eschew Obfuscation

Nice People Swallow

Illiterate? Write for free information!

They're not hot flashes; they're power surges!

Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!

Hang up and drive!

I souport publik edekasion

If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?

My karma ran over my dogma.

Don't blame me; I didn't vote for Hillary!

My parents think I'm in college.

Visualize using turn signals.

Keep honking, buddy! I'm reloading.

Jesus is coming. Look busy.

OK, real funny, Scotty. Now, beam up my pants!

Save the trees . . . Wipe your butt with an owl.

Impotence: Nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings."

Heart attacks: God's revenge for eating His little animal friends.

Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.

7 days without beef makes one weak.

Dyslexic agnostics, get some faith. There really is a Dog.

Dyslexics of the world, untie!

If you get any closer, you're gonna need a condom.

THIS WEEK'S WINNER: Not tonight, Dear. I have a modem.

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